The Dream Team
The Dream Team
Just ask all of my remaining clients who have survived: your project is ALWAYS handled by a ragtag group of experts with a diverse range of unrealistic skills, all of whom live inside my brain ironically.
John Sanchez, SUPER-SOLDIER SERUM EXPERIMENT SURVIVOR
John Sanchez is 50% Marine, 50% Navy Seal, and 50% Lone Wolf. His DNA has been spliced with a rare genetically modified Red Wolf.
Terry Gupta, getaway DRIVER
Not only is Terry uncatchable after a heist, he’s a wizard with social media.
Nicole Smith, REIKI MASTER
We’re all pretty sure she’s hiding the fact that she knows Kung-Fu, but she makes great coffee so we just play along with it.
If you look directly into her eyes, she instinctively views it as a threat.
Donna Qillaq, HR
Do not cross her.
Noob. Noob.
Tippy Masters, Cto
The worlds first trans-human CTO, and the best damn programmer I’ve ever met in my life.
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